12 Hilarious John Mayer Tweets That Put Him on Philosopher-King Status

October 16, 2019
Eldis Sula

John Mayer’s Twitter is a wonderland.

Time and again, the singer has reached philosopher-king levels with his tweets, using the medium for what it was intended for best: bite-sized kernels of wisdom, pontification and reflections on "Stranger Things" Halloween costumes.

Mayer -- whose birthday is Oct. 16, 1977 -- hit a stride with his tweets in 2017, pumping out zingers so effortlessly they read like when you’re on fire in the group chat.

Here are some of John Mayer’s most hilarious tweets.

Social Influencer

The best part about this tweet is that the Bounty account responded the next day.

Party Line

Come here often?

Solar Eclipse

Do you think John used one of those eclipse staring thingies?

That Wasn't a Question

Even with the likes and retweets pouring in, you can still doubt yourself.

Ghosted

It be like that sometimes.

When Twitter Doubled Their Character Count

At this point, this tweet is more of a time capsule than anything.

Stranger Zings

In case you needed costume ideas, or Thanksgiving ideas.

Editing Yourself

Don’t do it just press send.

Accepting Praise and Criticism

Everything you ever wanted to know about gassing yourself up, getting knocked down a peg, and gassing yourself up again six months later.

Home Sweet Home

Social media hot tip: “RT if” + something that EVERYONE does

Bob Ross

Real respect real.

Voice Notes

Walkie talkies are funner basically.

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